Monday, February 16, 2009

dirty knick knacks

So Amanda and I were walking along the tourist traps at Fisherman's Wharf. All of a sudden she starts laughing and I ask her what's so funny. She points out that in the glass display case we just passed there are small porcelain figurines the size of a kiwi that are of a man and a woman in various sexual positions. This is awesome! There must be 50 of them there all laid (hee hee) out for people to see and buy! Cool!

So I think, hey, why don't I take a picture of this! So of course I do, at Amanda's disapproval. I would have seen the eye rolling or heard the sighing if I'd have been paying attention to anything except the x-rated knick knacks in front of me. It's not like I wanted to buy one!

I get my picture and we keep on walking. We are back in the parking garage waiting and waiting and waiting to leave so I thought hey, let's review today's pictures. So we flip through them and we get to the pornographic knick knacks and Amanda's telling me I have to delete it.

C: What? What are you talking about? No way?

A: Oh yea? Well what if Xander sees it on the computer. (sidenote - at home we have our pc's screensaver set to the top level folder where all our pictures are --so eventually it would pop up--pun intended)

C: So. He's not going to know any better.

A: Well, if he were to see us *cough* *ahem* he wouldn't know any better either, but we wouldn't do that in front of him now would we?

C: No.

A: No, because he would think it's happy hugging time and jump on in!

God, I'm laughing as I type this! She killed me with that one. So I guess I'll delete the picture.

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